The worst date ever

Several years before I married a wonderful creature named John Tinker, I had the worst date of my life.

In Louisville, Kentucky. Ironically, a runner-up for that honor happened years earlier in Lexington, Kentucky, during the weekend of THE Derby.

Kentucky is a favorite state of mine so this not a slam on the Bluegrass State (yes, the grass is tinted blue). The blame goes to the friends who arranged…