The wedding gift

It was a wedding gift.

We never knew from whom it came. Even after all these years.

I just opened the front door and there sat a quart jar of clear liquid. My first thought was that it was water.

Then I saw the note.

“Congratulations on your marriage. Have a toast, from a friend.”

I opened the jar to smell it. Holy cow. I nearly fainted. I brought the jar in and said, “Tink, someone left a quart of moo…