It is my sad duty to tell you, dear readers, that I have once again been denied the Nobel Prize in Literature that I so richly deserve along with the 11 million Swedish krona (about $1 million), which I would have donated to my favorite charity – me. And then there are the 81,380 nouns, verbs, present participles, and all that other stuff I so deftly created over the past year for your readin...
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