RING! RING! RING!
“Hello. Dick Yarbrough speaking. How may I direct your call?”
“Dick, it’s me. Artie.” “I’m sorry. Artie who?” “Artie Fishel, you hare-brained humanoid, of Artie Fishel Intelligence. You surely remember me. I am capable of performing tasks that typically require human cognition, such as learning, reasoning, problem-solving and decision-making.”
“Come to think of it, I do. Last we spo…